The Players

Colleen

  • Author of this blog
  • Biologist, Teacher
    • Specialties: Ecology/Zoology/Evolution/Behavior/Ornithology
  • No previous experience with tabletop RPGs
  • No previous experience with White Wolf games/canon
  • Skills
    • Dancing, yoga, cooking, sewing, writing, animal lore, table-scapes
  • Weaknesses
    • Gluten, cilantro
  • Catchphrase: “…I’m very concerned.

Jason

  • GM/Storyteller
  • Historian
    • Specialties: Classics/European/World War 2
  • Significant experience with tabletop RPGs
  • 10+ years experience with White Wolf games/canon
  • Skills
    • Writing, cooking, travel lore, pontificating, accents
  • Weaknesses
    • Excessive tomatoes
  • Catchphrase: “Goddammit I hate you all….

Chris

  • Engineer
    • Specialty: Software
  • No previous experience with tabletop RPGs
  • No previous experience with White Wolf games/canon
  • Skills
    • Math, accents, antagonizing the rest of the party
  • Weaknesses
    • Dark chocolate makes him sneeze
  • Catchphrase: “I miss Carlos 😦

Jim

  • Engineer
    • Specialty: Mechanical, software
  • Significant experience with tabletop RPGs
  • No previous experience with White Wolf games/canon
  • Skills
    • Driving (manual, automatic, motorcycle, big-rig), piloting (fixed wing and helicopter), leather working, antagonizing the rest of the party
  • Weaknesses
    • Red-green colorblind, terrible sense of taste and smell, gluten
  • Catchphrase: “Son of a BITCH!!!!

Kara

  • Biologist
    • Specialties: Genetics/Cell-Molec/Rodent Husbandry
  • Significant experience with tabletop RPGs
  • No previous experience with White Wolf games/canon
  • Skills
    • Baking, gluten-free baking, leather working, knitting, biking
  • Weaknesses
    • Garlic, dairy, German post-docs
  • Catchphrase: *fake German accent* “It is a DISASTER!

Other Assholes Real People of Note:

  • ChrisM
    • Mutual friend with significant experience with tabletop RPGs and White Wolf games
    • Originally suggested we all get together to form the group
    • Often sent live text updates during the course of game sessions and sends comments in return
    • Catchphrase: “AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Ben
    • Friend of Jason’s from their concurrently-running Dark Ages game (from which a few of our NPCs are drawn)
    • Occasionally guest-stars as Adrianus van Brugge
    • Biologist. Specialities: Behavioral ecology and Entomology
    • Catchphrase: *much better fake German accent* “I do not like it here.
  • Julian
    • Friend of Jason’s from their concurrently-running Dark Ages game (actually the GM of said Dark Ages game)
    • Occasionally guest-stars as Stormwalker
    • Canadian from Canadia
  • Cameron
    • Friend of Jason’s from their concurrently-running Dark Ages game
    • Occasionally guest-stars as Helgi Isarnbjorn Ogenherdi
    • CRAZY good voice actor, like seriously professional shit up in here
    • Catchphrase: Theme Song
  • Roommate-Ben
    • Colleen’s roommate
    • Sometimes overhears things or makes comments when he comes into the kitchen to make dinner
    • Catchphrase: “What the hell is going on!?
  • iBen
    • Another member of the Dark Ages game
    • Occasionally does some NPC voice-work for Jason
  • Garvin
    • Another member of the Dark Ages game
    • Ex-Marine, helps keep our military specs legit
  • Alyc
  • Rinka
    • Jason’s family’s dog
    • Golden retriever
    • The one who licks. And sits.

 

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