Category Archives: Story

Kara: “Yep, I’m going to need to eat something soon.” Jason: *stage-whisper* “Anstis is right there…. You know, PvP doesn’t have to be just a two-pronged affair.” Kara: “That’s…true….” Jim: *comes back from the bathroom* “Wait, what’s going on?” Everyone: … Continue reading →

Jason: “They don’t call him The Man With The Iron Heart Who Listens To Shit From Mouthy Brujah.” Jim: “Yeah, Reinhardt sounds like he’s all business.” Me: “And not in the fun way….”

Jason: “Chris, what are you up to?” Chris: “Um, well the last thing Rabenholz did was talk to vonNatsi. But right now he kinda needs a hook to do something.” Jason: “Well don’t worry about that. The way you guys … Continue reading →

Jim: “Kara thinks she’s a Slytherin, but she’s really not.” Jason: “Yeah, well, Colleen thinks she’s Brujah.” Me: “I am the most Brujah! Do you know my Brujah level? Do you want me to find a dial to show it … Continue reading →

Kara: “Sounds sticky.” Jason: “And human blood isn’t?” Kara: “I don’t normally wash myself in blood.” Jason: “You’re not a very good Tremere, then, are you? I will remind you, Elizabeth Bathory was Tremere.” Me: “Did she actually do that shit?” … Continue reading →

Kara: “We can certainly try this more than once. I mean, the bowl is reusable, and we have plenty of owl blood.”

Jason: “These guns look old, and immense. Course you’re used to immense guns by now.” Me: “Cause he’s been hanging around with me!” Jason: “No, these are clearly bigger than the ones Tom’s been holding.” Me: “Those aren’t the guns … Continue reading →

Jason: “Your ringtone is Rick Astley.” Kara: “My phone? How is that possible?” Jason: “You may want to blame Dr. vonNatsi for that.” Chris: “Cause he’s never gonna give you up.” Jason: “But he’s also never gonna let you down.” … Continue reading →

Jason: “As you’re staring at him, you notice Claude never blinks.” Me: “Yeah…sounds about right….” Jim: “Tom doesn’t have to blink either!” Me: “That’s true, I don’t have to, but I do out of habit. Also for emphatic effect, because … Continue reading →

Kara: “I need to make some delivery requests.” Jason: “Alright, GrubHub should still be open this time of night.” Kara: “Then I will order some food on GrubHub.” Jim: “Wait, when was the last time you actually ate, and do … Continue reading →