MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:

Last night I was playing online Cards Against Humanity with Jason, Ben, and Cameron. Fill-in-your-own white cards are allowed in this version, which was heretofore unbeknownst to me.

So it was my round to be Card Czar, I announced the black card, and…well…Cameron quietly came back with a fill-in white card that left Jason and me speechless for a full minute and a half.

Well played, Helgi.

Well…played.