Category Archives: #MIRL

This week for game night I did a whole Valentine’s theme because obviously, but I put a twist on it, in that the decorations were all dark and gothic-y, and the only hearts to be found were the marinated chicken-heart … Continue reading →

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IS HE STALKING ME?!?!? I’m sick of seeing this asshole’s smug face all over town!!!”

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: Chris: “Oh hey what are you working on in photoshop there?” Me: “Making a wallpaper for my Macbook.” Chris: (looks over shoulder) “Making….anarchy wallpaper?” Me: “….No….” Chris: “What, isn’t that an anarchist logo, but…upside down?” Me: … Continue reading →

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: (Out to dinner with my mom at a fake-Irish pub in Union Square) “Goddamn Sebastian has been staring at me my whole goddamn meal and IT’S CREEPY AS FUCK.”

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: (Chris, Kara, and I are driving down 101 going to a friend’s birthday party. Halfway there, I have a horrible realization) “We can’t go to San Jose! That’s Sabbat country!!!”