Category Archives: Story

“I need a few supplies. A gun with no bullets, some bullets, and three of my MacGyver writers.” –Chris

“If you start swapping disciplines, Jim is already close to having the Holy Quartet: Potence, Celerity, Fortitude, Protean. When their powers combine, you are Captain Fucking Planet.” –Jason

“It’s not a Vampire game until I punish someone for being heroic.”  —Jason

Chris: “Can I see Tom?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.” Chris: “Can I see Georgia?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.”

“Because that’s exactly what we need going into the Monomancy, a coked-up Toreador.”

“In Tom’s Hierarchy of Sins, levels 1-5 are “Not Doing What Marcus Says,” and levels 6-10 are “Not Doing What Marcus Implies.” —Chris

“I love the fact that I’m in a game where I can say, ‘Heinrich Himmler casts spells at you.’ “ – Jason

Me: “Oh shit! Don’t go to Chinatown!” Chris: “You never go full-Chinatown.” Jason: “Forget it, Jake.” *blank stares* Jason: “Really? No one gets that?” Me: “Is it from Big Trouble in Little China?” Jason: “What? No! It’s from the movie … Continue reading →

“The dismemberments and explosions will continue until morale improves.”

This week, I was the character who had a rather lackluster night. Almost everyone else had some major developments, but my night can be summed up as follows: “I hung around the shipping yards. A Viking told me a story. … Continue reading →