Tag Archives: World of Darkness

Jason: “What are you gonna do?” Me: “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get the fuck out of my house.” Jason: “How you gonna get him out of your house? He’s a big fucking werewolf.” Me: “I don’t know! … Continue reading →

Jim: “You know, in some ways, several hundred of my characters have died this campaign.” Chris: “So you should clearly be 400 xp behind everyone else. Jim: “…Goddamit.” Chris: “May each of us have 60 xp from Anstis?” Jason: “No, … Continue reading →

Jason: “He swings the axe, but he’s clearly not aiming for the shield. Chris: “Hope he’s not aiming for my neck.” Jason: “…Little bit.” Me: “Do any of us watching notice he’s not playing by the rules?” Jason: “You do … Continue reading →

Kara: “Oh wait, wasn’t I supposed to go to Pluto tomorrow night?” Me: “No, not yet, it was delayed because of cabbages.”

Jason: “When last we left off, our intrepid adventurers were on a boat. Oh wait, a submarine. Oh wait, a submarine filled with evil shit. So you, Tom, were confronted by a hideous abomination from the bowels of hell, a … Continue reading →

Jason: “It’s a very tight fit in the bathysphere.” Me: “Urg. And he smells bad.” Jason: “Yep. And you’re a big guy.” Jim: “And so am I.” Jason: “And so is he. It’s almost comedic. You vaguely hear a sitcom … Continue reading →

Jason: “Bob looks overjoyed. He’s actually quivering with what you hope is excitement.” Kara: “Awww, has he never been praised before?” Jason: “He’s a Tremere ghoul, almost certainly not.” Jim: “Especially cause he’s not bright enough to be praised that … Continue reading →

Kara: “I look at him with a mixture of, ‘Thank you,’ and, ‘Why couldn’t you have conjured the water on top of the were-beast?’” Jason: “Because the flagstone wasn’t on top of the were-beast.” Kara: *sigh* “Excuses, excuses.” Jason: “Oh … Continue reading →

Me: “Okay, so…what’s my inventory…oh, shit, I lost my shotgun didn’t I?” Jason: “You brought one shotgun to San Simeon but you have another one here.” Me: “Oh that’s right! Okay, so I have one shotgun, dragonsbreath shells, regular shells, … Continue reading →

Jason has reached an interesting conundrum. Normally in our games, NPC characters do not interact directly (or at least, not more than a line of conversation or two) since it makes for slightly-awkward gameplay as Jason sits and basically has … Continue reading →