Category Archives: Story

Jim: “Is this the first time you’ve diablerized in-game?” Chris: “Since Carlos. Rabenholz has been carrying around those onions entirely pre-emptively—” Me: “WHATARETHEONIONSFOR?!??!” Chris: “What? Who said anything about onions?” Me: “Do…do the onions have something to do with diablerie?!” … Continue reading →

Jim: “I’m going to do Illuminate the Trail of the Prey.” Jason: “On whom?” Jim: “On the woman.” Jason: “…Who is….?” Jim: “Jiao or whatever.” Jason: “…You don’t remember!?” Jim: “No! It’s hard to remember!” Jason: “I’VE TOLD YOU HER … Continue reading →

Jason: “So. Tom wakes up and finds that someone has been doing…something interesting with him.” Chris: “Like sewing someone else’s arms and legs onto him.” Jason: “…Yes, yes they have. What’s even more helpful is the fact the limbs are … Continue reading →

Alt Title: Mind Your Bloodpool My first Movie Review post started as kind of a lark, but the moment I decided to expand the ambitions of the project, I knew this movie would have to be on the docket. Like … Continue reading →

Hello, regular-readers and random wander-throughs, I just wanted to drop a quick note updating you on my writing plans in the next month or two:

Me: “Oh my god, I’m gonna start calling you Lord Gussie now.” Chris: “…I will remove your lungs.”

This one doesn’t have any good pull-quotes that work out of context so let’s just get right to it!

Chris: “I call Georgia Johnson.” Jason: “…Oh, Christ…why do you do this to me?” Chris: “It’s what he would do! There’s all these schemes in play that involve her!” Jason: “Yeah, there are….” Chris: “And Paul is going to be … Continue reading →

Kara: “I don’t know if Georgia would be familiar with term papers or book reports.” Jason: “Well, these are papers written about magic that look very similar to papers you yourself may have written at one point long, long ago. … Continue reading →

Kara: “I cast prestidigitation.” Jason: “What’s that?” Kara: “It’s a DnD spell.” Jim: “It does a very wide array of very minor things.” Jason: “…Okay, well, you cast prestidigitation, and a pirate appears.”