Author Archives: Corvidae

Jim: “Is he aware he’s being mind controlled?” Jason: “There are all manner of ways I could answer that but the simple fact is you don’t fucking know. Normally a human would not know, but this isn’t a normal human.” … Continue reading →

Jason: “From within your bag you hear the faint sound of mechanical movement.” Kara: “But the dragon doesn’t have any liquid in it!” Jason: “I know.” Kara: “…Creepy.” Jim: “Or maybe all the liquid didn’t come out.” Me: *mumbles* “Sounds … Continue reading →

Chris: “Uh, the Anarchs like Paul. He’s bad-ass.” Jason: “Some of the Anarchs like Paul.” Chris: “The ones with taste like Paul.”

Jason: “Our intrepid band of adventurers…are not appearing in this game. Instead, we have douchebags. Who have returned from their excursion in Northern California to arrive back in the city where nothing bad will ever happen to them ever again.” … Continue reading →

Jason: “Something is approaching. It’s either another one of the HIT Marks or it’s a T-rex. Or it’s Indominous rex.” Kara: “That’s not a thing.” Jason: “Indominous rex is definitely a thing. In fact, it’s a thing in canon.” Me: … Continue reading →

Jim: “What type of helicopter is it?” Jason: “I don’t know. A Bell.” Me: “What, a Jetranger? Those aren’t very safe.” Jason: *glares* “It’s the kind you personally hate the most.” Me: “Ew, a Robinson?” Jim: “I actually have a … Continue reading →

Chris: “I like how in the last game, I destroyed a car with a sword and flew across the forest in a wingsuit. And now, in this game, I am struggling to do paperwork.”

Chris: “…Jason, I would like to use Movement of the Mind. On myself.” Jason: “For what purpose?” Chris: “Mostly to prevent myself from slamming into things as this goes to hell.”