Author Archives: Corvidae

5/19/15

Kara: “We can certainly try this more than once. I mean, the bowl is reusable, and we have plenty of owl blood.”

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4/28/15

Jason: “These guns look old, and immense. Course you’re used to immense guns by now.” Me: “Cause he’s been hanging around with me!” Jason: “No, these are clearly bigger than the ones Tom’s been holding.” Me: “Those aren’t the guns … Continue reading

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4/23/15

Jason: “Your ringtone is Rick Astley.” Kara: “My phone? How is that possible?” Jason: “You may want to blame Dr. vonNatsi for that.” Chris: “Cause he’s never gonna give you up.” Jason: “But he’s also never gonna let you down.” … Continue reading

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Interlude: Spring Training (original story by Colleen)

During our first in-game time jump, all of our characters took time to take care of various accumulated business. The following scene illustrates just some of the shenanigans Tom got up to on his week off.

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Interlude: Rated Arrrr (original story by Jim)

During our first in-game time jump, all of our characters took a week of time to take care of various accumulated business. The following scene illustrates the next stage of Captain Anstis’s elaborate master plans.

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Interlude: Pas de Deux (original story by Chris and Colleen)

During our first in-game time jump–aka, “Spring Break Vampire”–all of our characters take a week of time deal with various accumulated business. The character with the most business-business, of course, is Rabenholz. The following story provides a brief glimpse of … Continue reading

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4/14/2015

Jason: “As you’re staring at him, you notice Claude never blinks.” Me: “Yeah…sounds about right….” Jim: “Tom doesn’t have to blink either!” Me: “That’s true, I don’t have to, but I do out of habit. Also for emphatic effect, because … Continue reading

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4/7/2015

Kara: “I need to make some delivery requests.” Jason: “Alright, GrubHub should still be open this time of night.” Kara: “Then I will order some food on GrubHub.” Jim: “Wait, when was the last time you actually ate, and do … Continue reading

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Seriously, these “Meanwhile in Real Life” entries just keep getting weirder….

Me: “JASON! JASON! THE SETTITES ARE REAL AND THEY HAVE A PODCAST!”

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4/2/2015

Cameron: “The best thing would be if the phone has a heavy-metal ringtone and it just keeps playing during the action sequence.” Jason: “…That is exactly what happens. Colleen, what’s Tom’s ringtone?” Me: “…’Thunderstruck.’”

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