Author Archives: Corvidae

Jason: “…Let me be clear here, you are firing a rocket launcher in melee combat!?” Me: “That’s what I said.”

Chris: “I also give him instructions to remake my…previous outfit. My…appropriately dignified outfit.” Jason: “I’m not sure what you—“ Chris: “My Count Dooku outfit.” Jason: “Ah. Yes. He is…less weirded out by that request than you’d expect.”

Jason: “When we last left off, the chess-boxing match between Dr. vonNatsi and Professor Barnabus Chauncy Snodgrass the Fourth was still on-going. Given that neither of these two are particularly impressive physical specimens, and I don’t know that there is … Continue reading →

Chris: “Paul is a winner. Jason: “Paul is on Pluto being devoured by alien space bugs right now.” Chris: “Right, so…doing pretty well!”

Jim: “Dooo…I have a suspicion of who this is?” Jason: “You can suspect anything you fucking like, but you do know what Chinese people look like.” Me: “And you do know you’re looking for one.” Jim: “Right, but does she … Continue reading →

Jason: “I decide to add Victoria Lovelace to the game because I think she’ll be awesome and [Kara] decides to murder her for her dress.” Chris: “Can’t say any of us are surprised.”

Jim: “You get into the weirdest situations.” Jason: “Yeah, first you were showing a gargoyle Up, and now you’re headed to the kitchen of the Fairmont Hotel to find onions for your garden….” Chris: “It actually doesn’t have to be … Continue reading →

Me: “Also I changed into new clothes before I left the house.” Jason: “Into what?” Me: “New clothes.” Jason: “…Describe them?” Me: “Uh, black…leather…black…leather…and black. And a t-shirt, cause I don’t go shirtless, cause I’m not that guy.” Jason: “And what’s … Continue reading →