Author Archives: Corvidae

3/08/16

Kara: “I don’t know if Georgia would be familiar with term papers or book reports.” Jason: “Well, these are papers written about magic that look very similar to papers you yourself may have written at one point long, long ago. … Continue reading

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3/01/2016

Kara: “I cast prestidigitation.” Jason: “What’s that?” Kara: “It’s a DnD spell.” Jim: “It does a very wide array of very minor things.” Jason: “…Okay, well, you cast prestidigitation, and a pirate appears.”

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2/22/16

Jim: “I’m debating grabbing Rabenholz in bird form and flying over to the other ships. But can bird-form carry him with fifteen strength…?” Me: “Maybe if you grip it by the husk.” Jim: “It’s not a question of where I … Continue reading

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2/16/2016

Jason: “Colleen. What do you do next?” Me: *flipping back through notes* “I think…I need to actually find Thrace, but where…? Did I talk to the Nosferatu about him already?” Jason: “I don’t recall, but I think so.” Me: “What … Continue reading

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2/09/16

Jason: “First off, let us have a moment of silence for the passing of Dr. Corwin Everton.” Kara: “…You guys! We killed the Englishman! We completed our initial quest!” Me: “ONE quest checked off the list!” Chris: “Level one! Done!” … Continue reading

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Movie Review with the Vampire (Player): Blade Trinity

Alternate Title: Bladest The last two reviews have gone over fairly well so I was excited to complete the full set with the (to date?) final installment of the Blade saga. I was also a little rushed to get it … Continue reading

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Jim: “You know how I’ve been wanting to get a good pirate costume for awhile?” Me: “Yeah…?” Jim: “https://www.piratedropship.com/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=1&keyword=Anstis” Me: “SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH O_____________O”

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Movie Review with the Vampire (Player): Blade II

Alternate title: Blader So despite my extreme backlog of regular writeups, my last movie review post seemed pretty well-received, so I decided to keep this project going, for awhile at least. I will admit, though, despite promises otherwise, I actually … Continue reading

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2/02/16

Jason: “Where you headed?” Me: “Urg, I don’t want to go to fucking Chinatown.” Jason: “We can never go back to Chinatown!” Me: “It’s funny, Scout doesn’t actually know why she shouldn’t go to Chinatown, but the whole gestalt of … Continue reading

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1/26/16

Me: “Kara-Tremere is best Tremere.” Jason: “I will say, Kara, of all the Tremere players I have seen–which isn’t a long list, but it’s not a short one either–Georgia is definitely my favorite.” Kara: “Aw, thank you. I think.” Jason: … Continue reading

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