Tag Archives: V20

Jim: “I want to play a Tzmitsce who is all about, like, free-range organic skin for his flesh-crafting.” Me: “OMG, hipster Tzmitsce!” Jim: “These flesh-chairs are locally-sourced!” Me: “These skin-books are all fair-trade!”

The dragon sneers. “I don’t know, leech, I don’t converse with many of your kind. Would you, knowing the rest of the Wyrm-begotten leeches in this city?” Paul shrugs. “Some of them, maybe….” (Jason: “Like Carlos!” Jim: “Does Carlos have … Continue reading →

Jason: “So. Previously, Tom and Paul were in the basement of Cal Academy, and Tom had just been grabbed by an angry dragon.” Me: “Yeah. I don’t know why, but, you know….” Jason: “Yes. So the dragon has Tom, and I … Continue reading →

Me: “I’M FIGHTING A DRAGON!!!! WHY AM I FIGHTING A DRAGON!!?!?” ChrisM: “I don’t know, but whatever happened, I’m pretty sure you got yourself into that mess.”

Jason: “Tom, Intelligence plus Computer.” Me: “What? I know how to use my fucking phone!” Chris: “After the sword incident we’re not entirely sure!” Jason: “You’re trying to find a sunlight-generating virtual adept app that no-one is supposed to know … Continue reading →

Cameron: “You’re going straight to hell!” Kara: “Aren’t I already in Hell?” Cameron: “No, you’re in Diet Hell. Just one calorie, not damned enough!”

Jason: “You go all Luis Suarez on this fucker.” *I chuckle and nod. Everyone else stares.* Jason: “…What? No one gets that?” Julian: “I do.” Jason: “Thank you, Julian, I’m glad we have cultured people here!” Me: “I said yes!” Jason: … Continue reading →

Chris: “Sharks on the beat! Sharks on the street! Beat Sharks! Street Sharks!” Kara: “I was thinking that too!” Jim: “Jawsome!” Jason: “Alright, from now on, anyone who makes a Street Sharks reference gets an automatic negative-one penalty to their … Continue reading →

Because what better way to celebrate Pride than spending the weekend writing about a gay vampire with AIDS contemplating the murder of the man who actually killed Harvey Milk?