Author Archives: Corvidae

Jason: “When we last left off, I had not only united the party, I had gotten them to work together!” Jim: “…Against the other member of the party.” Jason: “SHUT UP!”

Kara: “Yep, I’m going to need to eat something soon.” Jason: *stage-whisper* “Anstis is right there…. You know, PvP doesn’t have to be just a two-pronged affair.” Kara: “That’s…true….” Jim: *comes back from the bathroom* “Wait, what’s going on?” Everyone: … Continue reading →

Jason: “They don’t call him The Man With The Iron Heart Who Listens To Shit From Mouthy Brujah.” Jim: “Yeah, Reinhardt sounds like he’s all business.” Me: “And not in the fun way….”

Jason: “Chris, what are you up to?” Chris: “Um, well the last thing Rabenholz did was talk to vonNatsi. But right now he kinda needs a hook to do something.” Jason: “Well don’t worry about that. The way you guys … Continue reading →

Jim: “Kara thinks she’s a Slytherin, but she’s really not.” Jason: “Yeah, well, Colleen thinks she’s Brujah.” Me: “I am the most Brujah! Do you know my Brujah level? Do you want me to find a dial to show it … Continue reading →

Kara: “Sounds sticky.” Jason: “And human blood isn’t?” Kara: “I don’t normally wash myself in blood.” Jason: “You’re not a very good Tremere, then, are you? I will remind you, Elizabeth Bathory was Tremere.” Me: “Did she actually do that shit?” … Continue reading →