Author Archives: Corvidae

Jason: “Tom, Intelligence plus Computer.” Me: “What? I know how to use my fucking phone!” Chris: “After the sword incident we’re not entirely sure!” Jason: “You’re trying to find a sunlight-generating virtual adept app that no-one is supposed to know … Continue reading →

Cameron: “You’re going straight to hell!” Kara: “Aren’t I already in Hell?” Cameron: “No, you’re in Diet Hell. Just one calorie, not damned enough!”

Jason: “You go all Luis Suarez on this fucker.” *I chuckle and nod. Everyone else stares.* Jason: “…What? No one gets that?” Julian: “I do.” Jason: “Thank you, Julian, I’m glad we have cultured people here!” Me: “I said yes!” Jason: … Continue reading →

Chris: “Sharks on the beat! Sharks on the street! Beat Sharks! Street Sharks!” Kara: “I was thinking that too!” Jim: “Jawsome!” Jason: “Alright, from now on, anyone who makes a Street Sharks reference gets an automatic negative-one penalty to their … Continue reading →

Because what better way to celebrate Pride than spending the weekend writing about a gay vampire with AIDS contemplating the murder of the man who actually killed Harvey Milk?

Chris: “…So she recognizes the English word ‘steak’?” Me: “Well, dogs can recognize the word steak, and Aquilifer is at least as smart as a dog.” Chris: “I’m not disputing the dog point, I just think the auditory systems of … Continue reading →

“When HITLER accuses you of not having a conscience, you might want to check yo’self.”