Author Archives: Corvidae

Just because the game came from the 90s doesn’t mean your wallpaper has to look like it did too

Posted on December 22, 2013 by Corvidae

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: Chris: “Oh hey what are you working on in photoshop there?” Me: “Making a wallpaper for my Macbook.” Chris: (looks over shoulder) “Making….anarchy wallpaper?” Me: “….No….” Chris: “What, isn’t that an anarchist logo, but…upside down?” Me: … Continue reading →

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12/19/13

Posted on December 19, 2013 by Corvidae

Here begins the point at which the blog was officially born and the writeups began evolving into their current, highly-narrated and dialogue-annotated form. *** This night was another relatively short night, as we spent time early in the evening doing … Continue reading →

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Go home, Sebastian, you’re drunk

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Corvidae

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: (Out to dinner with my mom at a fake-Irish pub in Union Square) “Goddamn Sebastian has been staring at me my whole goddamn meal and IT’S CREEPY AS FUCK.”

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Facebook Update/Quote #10

Posted on December 15, 2013 by Corvidae

PREVIOUSLY ON V:TM Jim: “I love how we’ve been dubbed ‘Douche-Force One’” Jason: “I love how NO ONE is OBJECTING to that name!”

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Facebook Update/Quote #9

Posted on December 9, 2013 by Corvidae

PREVIOUSLY ON V:TM “This is what we do now as vampires. Send each other dick pics and shop for antique furniture.”

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Facebook Update/Quote #8

Posted on November 27, 2013 by Corvidae

PREVIOUSLY ON V:TM: Chris: “Why are you nervous? You are Tom! Killer of Sabbat Bishops!” Me: “I didn’t kill Alejandro!!!” Chris: “Fighter of Marcus!” Me: “I didn’t fight him!!!! …Or, well, except for that one time….”

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This is also why I’m cautious about going to Costco now

Posted on November 23, 2013 by Corvidae

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: (Chris, Kara, and I are driving down 101 going to a friend’s birthday party. Halfway there, I have a horrible realization) “We can’t go to San Jose! That’s Sabbat country!!!”

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Missing Facebook Update

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Corvidae

PREVIOUSLY ON V:TM (We decided to celebrate this third thursday in Nov with a pre-thanksgiving thanksgiving. Earlier in the day, I email everyone:) Me: YOU GUYS!!! Me: YOU GUYS!!! Me: OMG YOU GUYS!!!!! Me: ……………FANGSGIVING!!!!!

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Facebook Update/Quote #7

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Corvidae

PREVIOUSLY ON V:TM Me: “YAAAAAAY Theo Bell is finally here!!” ChrisM: “Yaaaaaay! Make out with him!!!” <later> Me: “AHHHHHHHH!! Bell is interrogating everyone and they’re all pointing to me as being at the center of all the things!!!” ChrisM: “Quick!! … Continue reading →

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Facebook Update/Quote #6

Posted on November 15, 2013 by Corvidae

Note: The style changes here as it drops back into my very earliest forms of proto-writeups, scavenged from Facebook posts. Eventually I hope to go back and flesh them in more, but at the very least, the overall plot is … Continue reading →

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