Jason: “When we last left off, I had not only united the party, I had gotten them to work together!”
Jim: “…Against the other member of the party.”
Jason: “SHUT UP!”
Kara: “Yep, I’m going to need to eat something soon.”
Jason: *stage-whisper* “Anstis is right there…. You know, PvP doesn’t have to be just a two-pronged affair.”
Kara: “That’s…true….”
Jim: *comes back from the bathroom* “Wait, what’s going on?”
Everyone: “Nothing!”
Jason: “They don’t call him The Man With The Iron Heart Who Listens To Shit From Mouthy Brujah.”
Jim: “Yeah, Reinhardt sounds like he’s all business.”
Me: “And not in the fun way….”
Jason: “Chris, what are you up to?”
Chris: “Um, well the last thing Rabenholz did was talk to vonNatsi. But right now he kinda needs a hook to do something.”
Jason: “Well don’t worry about that. The way you guys ignore hooks I always have plenty to spare.” *glares at Kara*
Kara: “I don’t ignore them! I just don’t have time to get to any of them because you keep giving me new ones! I can’t get to the ones you’ve already given me!! I have pages of notes of things I’m supposed to be doing!!!”
Chris: “Yeah, you and I need to go to Humboldt.”
Kara: *flips through her notebook* “I need to go to Humboldt, I need a human bone that’s been soaked in vitae, I need to look into this archaic symbol, I need to go looking for somebody named Reinhardt Heydrich, I need to give Bell a tour of the Chantry, I need to get a master key made for Marcus…this is just in the last four pages!!! My quest log is totally full!!!!”
Jason: “Someone messaged me and was like, ‘So you’re going to DragonCon, you should go as Dr. vonNatsi.'”
Me: “OMG, you totally should!!”
Jason: “Where am I going to find that many goggles?? To say nothing of the DEATH RAYS!!!”
Yes, in little over a week, once again we are venturing into the Nerd Heart of Darkness, and this time we’re dragging Jason along with us. If we’re very lucky, all five of us will return. Stay tuned for any game-related shenanigans and anecdotes to share!
First off, a HUUUUGE thank-you to all of our readers here, friends and strangers, to continue to stop by and share in our insanity with us. Working on this blog is an intense amount of work for me (each post can take 10-15 hours of transcribing, writing, and editing) but knowing that somehow, someone out there is reading what I’m writing and enjoying it is what keeps me going.
But on that note, there are some important changes that everyone should probably be aware of….
So…this happened.
Let me explain. Surprising literally no-one, I went to see Jurassic World as soon as I could after it came out, dragging Jason along with me with the excuse of it being for his work. Long story short, I liked it, but the moment I liked best was when they introduced the Indominus rex–as a hyper-powerful, albino therapod mentally tortured by her solitary existence–and I turned to Jason, grabbed his arm, and said, “Oh my god, it’s Claude.”
This…was born not long after. At thirty-two years old, this is not my first Jurassic Park-based crossover fanfiction, but it’s the first I have shared with the world. I present:
Jurassic World of Darkness
Alternate title: “There But For The Grace of God”
Jim: “Kara thinks she’s a Slytherin, but she’s really not.”
Jason: “Yeah, well, Colleen thinks she’s Brujah.”
Me: “I am the most Brujah! Do you know my Brujah level? Do you want me to find a dial to show it to you?”
Jason: “Your Brujah level is ‘Full Toreador.’ ”
Kara: “Sounds sticky.”
Jason: “And human blood isn’t?”
Kara: “I don’t normally wash myself in blood.”
Jason: “You’re not a very good Tremere, then, are you? I will remind you, Elizabeth Bathory was Tremere.”
Me: “Did she actually do that shit?”
Jason: “…Probably. I mean, it could be slander, but it’s also a ‘there’s no smoke without fire’ kinda thing, and she was fucking crazy.”
Jim: “What did she do?”
Jason: “Reportedly, bathed in the blood of virgins to restore her youth. I mean the Church did make a bunch of shit up, but why would the Church make up something that specific, and call in that many witnesses? They could have just called her a Satanist, but no, they went with ‘Virgin Blood Bather.’”
Me: “That’s totally stupid. There isn’t even any collagen in blood. I mean, if she had bathed in the blood of beef tallow, maybe, she would have been fine!” *pause* “I should go put some lotion on….”
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