MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:
Chris: “Oh hey what are you working on in photoshop there?”
Me: “Making a wallpaper for my Macbook.”
Chris: (looks over shoulder) “Making….anarchy wallpaper?”
Me: “….No….”
Chris: “What, isn’t that an anarchist logo, but…upside down?”
Me: “………No…..”
Chris: “……………This is some sort of Brujah thing isn’t it?”
Me: “……………………>.>……..”
Here begins the point at which the blog was officially born and the writeups began evolving into their current, highly-narrated and dialogue-annotated form.
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This night was another relatively short night, as we spent time early in the evening doing dinner and a present exchange. The highlight of the presents was a full, hard-copy, hard-back bound copy of the 20th Anniversary VTM Corebook, which the four of us chipped in on to get Jason. He was very surprised and immediately started flipping through the book (which he had never seen in hard-copy before) and started noticing things that he had never really picked up on while searching through the PDF copies. But no worries, I’m *suuuure* he won’t find something hideously dramatic and horrible that he will promptly use against us, or anything.
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:
(Out to dinner with my mom at a fake-Irish pub in Union Square)
“Goddamn Sebastian has been staring at me my whole goddamn meal and IT’S CREEPY AS FUCK.”
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Jim: “I love how we’ve been dubbed ‘Douche-Force One’”
Jason: “I love how NO ONE is OBJECTING to that name!”
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“This is what we do now as vampires. Send each other dick pics and shop for antique furniture.”
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Chris: “Why are you nervous? You are Tom! Killer of Sabbat Bishops!”
Me: “I didn’t kill Alejandro!!!”
Chris: “Fighter of Marcus!”
Me: “I didn’t fight him!!!! …Or, well, except for that one time….”
MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE:
(Chris, Kara, and I are driving down 101 going to a friend’s birthday party. Halfway there, I have a horrible realization)
“We can’t go to San Jose! That’s Sabbat country!!!”
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(We decided to celebrate this third thursday in Nov with a pre-thanksgiving thanksgiving. Earlier in the day, I email everyone:)
Me: YOU GUYS!!!
Me: YOU GUYS!!!
Me: OMG YOU GUYS!!!!!
Me: ……………FANGSGIVING!!!!!
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Me: “YAAAAAAY Theo Bell is finally here!!”
ChrisM: “Yaaaaaay! Make out with him!!!”
<later>
Me: “AHHHHHHHH!! Bell is interrogating everyone and they’re all pointing to me as being at the center of all the things!!!”
ChrisM: “Quick!! Make out with him!!!”
Note: The style changes here as it drops back into my very earliest forms of proto-writeups, scavenged from Facebook posts. Eventually I hope to go back and flesh them in more, but at the very least, the overall plot is continuous now.
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Ok so last night there weren’t any real good one-off pithy situations or quotes, in game or out of game, but for those who care I’ll give an overall rundown of what happened cause some pretty crazy shit is going down.
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The Vampires of San Francisco 