Tag Archives: Vampire: The Masquerade

Chris: “…So she recognizes the English word ‘steak’?” Me: “Well, dogs can recognize the word steak, and Aquilifer is at least as smart as a dog.” Chris: “I’m not disputing the dog point, I just think the auditory systems of … Continue reading →

“When HITLER accuses you of not having a conscience, you might want to check yo’self.”

A monster is walking out of the black waves. Ten feet tall with brawny arms and legs but topped by a hulking shark head with jaws big enough to bite a human in half– (Me: *gasp* “Like a Street Shark!” … Continue reading →

“I need a few supplies. A gun with no bullets, some bullets, and three of my MacGyver writers.” –Chris

“If you start swapping disciplines, Jim is already close to having the Holy Quartet: Potence, Celerity, Fortitude, Protean. When their powers combine, you are Captain Fucking Planet.” –Jason

“It’s not a Vampire game until I punish someone for being heroic.”  —Jason

Chris: “Can I see Tom?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.” Chris: “Can I see Georgia?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.”

“Because that’s exactly what we need going into the Monomancy, a coked-up Toreador.”

“In Tom’s Hierarchy of Sins, levels 1-5 are “Not Doing What Marcus Says,” and levels 6-10 are “Not Doing What Marcus Implies.” —Chris