Tag Archives: Vampire: The Masquerade

“I love the fact that I’m in a game where I can say, ‘Heinrich Himmler casts spells at you.’ “ – Jason

Me: “Oh shit! Don’t go to Chinatown!” Chris: “You never go full-Chinatown.” Jason: “Forget it, Jake.” *blank stares* Jason: “Really? No one gets that?” Me: “Is it from Big Trouble in Little China?” Jason: “What? No! It’s from the movie … Continue reading →

“The dismemberments and explosions will continue until morale improves.”

This week, I was the character who had a rather lackluster night. Almost everyone else had some major developments, but my night can be summed up as follows: “I hung around the shipping yards. A Viking told me a story. … Continue reading →

“I feel like the arc of the plot for the rest of the game is to asymptotically approach the Monomancy.” —Chris

After the riotous fun of last week, this night was fairly calm. I referred to it as more of a “Politics Night,” filled with discussion and preparation for the next major plot points. I will elaborate on these discussions, of … Continue reading →

Me: “Oh my god, I just realized: I have a radio tuned to the bad-guys’ channel, and the detonator for the explosives. I could literally go Full Die-Hard on this shit.” Jason: “You also have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.”

“Out of game I have a horrible realization, so in-game I yell up the stairs at Anstis, telling him NOT to touch the Fresnel lenses, they’re not made anymore and are priceless. Oh also if he’s silhouetted against the light … Continue reading →

Jason: “Give us a moment, there’s been some divergence from the plan.” Chris: “My character is wielding two disembodied arms holding swords, so…yes there’s been some divergence from the plan.”