Author Archives: Corvidae

5/8/2014

A monster is walking out of the black waves. Ten feet tall with brawny arms and legs but topped by a hulking shark head with jaws big enough to bite a human in half– (Me: *gasp* “Like a Street Shark!” … Continue reading

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Sometimes I feel like our parallel games have some serious Cloud Atlas shit up in here

MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE DARK AGES (game) NPC: “Who are you, from what blood do you hail, and what is your purpose in our city?” Helgi: “My name is Vargseðjandi Bǫðsvellandi Hrafngreddir, I am of the clan Gangrel, and I … Continue reading

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5/1/2014

“I need a few supplies. A gun with no bullets, some bullets, and three of my MacGyver writers.” –Chris

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This is why you don’t go full Chinatown

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: Jim: “What do you need to roll to find parking in SF? Drive plus perception?” Jason: “Actually it’s drive plus occult.”

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4/24/2014

“If you start swapping disciplines, Jim is already close to having the Holy Quartet: Potence, Celerity, Fortitude, Protean. When their powers combine, you are Captain Fucking Planet.” –Jason

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4/17/14

“It’s not a Vampire game until I punish someone for being heroic.”  —Jason

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4/10/14

Chris: “Can I see Tom?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.” Chris: “Can I see Georgia?” Jason: “No the octopus is in the way.”

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…At least it wasn’t “Exploding Pigeons”

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: Last night I was playing online Cards Against Humanity with Jason, Ben, and Cameron. Fill-in-your-own white cards are allowed in this version, which was heretofore unbeknownst to me. So it was my round to be Card … Continue reading

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I’m learning how this GMing thing works….

MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE: (A bunch of us saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier this weekend. Very minor spoilers ahead.)

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4/1/14

“Because that’s exactly what we need going into the Monomancy, a coked-up Toreador.”

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